Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 7th 2016: The Tired Closet by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 7th 2016: The Tired Closet
Tired closet;
plaqued with things; 
causing health issues;
quits job and leaves!
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016

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Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 1st 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 1st 2016
Hypnotizing a book,
and convincing it is;
a world renowned doughnut;
who sculpts using only jello ‘n’ chains;
while singing an Oratorio backwards
in ancient Sumerian.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016
A steak rapping in a commerical extolling the virtues and vitamins in eating chicken, fish, lamb and diverse vegetables.  Comparing them all from a supermarket, a super store, a farm, an organic farm, a hydroponic growing facility and advising the people watching to go and vote for a jellyfish instead of any of the other candidates  running for office.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016
What happens to the weather when it gets lost?
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 7th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 7th 2016
Bloated WiFi;
dreams of being;
a space traveling jello surf board.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 4th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 4th 2016
Stress is sick of working and overtime; wants a relaxing job instead.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 3rd 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 3rd 2016
A piece of spinach and a yak;
competing against one another;
in a quiz show final.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016