The Drunk Pancake by Blair Gaulton 

The Drunk Pancake
Drunk pancake falls;
arrested for littering
‘n’ illegal parking.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)​Mar 2017

Wall by Blair Gaulton

Wall
Wall liked its clothes;
the new owner supposed;
it was gaudy ‘n’ ugly.
Changed it right away;
without giving the wall a say.
From that day;
the wall decided not to stay,
‘n’ left while they were still sleeping
before the start of the new day.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Apr 2016

Mouthwash Mouthing Off by Blair Gaulton

Mouthwash Mouthing Off
Mouthwash complains;
about being thrown down stinky caves;
without being asked if it is okay;
demands danger pay;
otherwise bad breath will stay.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016

Absurd Question of the Day March 13th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Question of the Day March 13th 2016
Watching the falling snow;
Did anyone ever ask the snowflakes,
do you want to go?
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016