Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 7th 2016: The Tired Closet by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 7th 2016: The Tired Closet
Tired closet;
plaqued with things; 
causing health issues;
quits job and leaves!
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016

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Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 1st 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Mar 1st 2016
Hypnotizing a book,
and convincing it is;
a world renowned doughnut;
who sculpts using only jello ‘n’ chains;
while singing an Oratorio backwards
in ancient Sumerian.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Mar 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Feb 24th 2016: Hype VS Hyperbole by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Feb 24th 2016: Hype VS Hyperbole
Decaffeinated says to Caffeine.
I am you without the kick.
Caffeine fires back.
You’re deluding yourself;
with that trick.
You are a diet version;
which gives me aversion;
to your airs.
I am not up all night;
not able to sleep;
Decafe laughs.
Bleep….
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Feb 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016
A steak rapping in a commerical extolling the virtues and vitamins in eating chicken, fish, lamb and diverse vegetables.  Comparing them all from a supermarket, a super store, a farm, an organic farm, a hydroponic growing facility and advising the people watching to go and vote for a jellyfish instead of any of the other candidates  running for office.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Another Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Another Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 9th 2016
Having cars run on ice cream instead of gasoline or electricity.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Another Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Another Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016
Having the frozen pizza in your freezer
answer your phone; when telemarketers call.
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016 by Blair Gaulton

Absurd Thought of the Day Jan 8th 2016
What happens to the weather when it gets lost?
(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)Jan 2016